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colorsoffauna:

Cute jumping spiders! :)

6 Reasonable Explanations to Give Your Co-Workers Concerning the Flowers You Sent Yourself on Valentine’s Day
This is some advice for next year Lindsey

6 Reasonable Explanations to Give Your Co-Workers Concerning the Flowers You Sent Yourself on Valentine’s Day

This is some advice for next year Lindsey

theonion:

Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital

According to the proud parents, their baby was born with a thick head of dark hair and ”sure is hungry for a tiny fellow.” The small child also will live to witness civil society collapse into murderous chaos over access to scarce sources of uncontaminated food and water, and will emerge from the bloody mayhem a feared and pitiless warrior-god.
Additionally, the child is said to have his mother’s eyes.

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theonion:

Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital

According to the proud parents, their baby was born with a thick head of dark hair and ”sure is hungry for a tiny fellow.” The small child also will live to witness civil society collapse into murderous chaos over access to scarce sources of uncontaminated food and water, and will emerge from the bloody mayhem a feared and pitiless warrior-god.

Additionally, the child is said to have his mother’s eyes.

More.